Inspiration

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

Nothing leads so straight to futility as literary ambitions without systematic knowledge."
H.G. Wells

If a book is not alive in the writer's mind, it is as dead as year-old horse-shit."

No, it's not a very good story—its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside."
Stephen King

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

God is Dead

                Everyone has their beliefs, their ideology, even passion towards some kind of system that has been laid out in books, and passed around the world. They preach of a higher power, something that brings them closer together, but in my reality I see it like this.  The bible has many flaws, it contradicts it self in so many view points, and ways that it flaws its own belief. Plus they say god is perfect, if god is perfect, why are his writings so imperfect?
                The bible has lots of immorality, it fills its pages with many socially degrading stories of injustice, genocide, war crimes, assassination, murder, hatred, deceit, lust, incest, drunkenness, and a host of other crimes that would be unacceptable to society today. Many of the followers of Jesus were supposed to be preachers of peace, but many were not. Look at Mohammed; he was a war lord, that just screams peace for me.
                They even hid the fact that the Virgin Mary was unfaithful to Joseph, saying she got impregnated by the Holy Ghost, another author thought it was too unbelievable, so he said that "an angel came in unto her" by the name of Gabriel (who was really some man staying overnight). The book shadows ideas that disprove itself, it is ultimately like a psychic, it tells you great, amazing things, everything you want to hear, and believe, but it uses bad things as a way to pull you in when you question things. If you heard your son was going to be a wealthy man some day, or you were going to gain some large wealth, wouldn’t you be filled with happy feelings, and ultimately believe them in the hopes they would be true. It is only when they say a horrible thing like; if you don’t follow these codes you will you not have wealth and fame, that it is an adverse effect brought onto make you follow them. To trust their every word, as if it was the last you would hear.
                Friedrich Nietzsche was a great philosopher from Prussia. In his book, The Gay Science, he talks about the phrase; God is Dead, not meaning he ever believed In a god by the Christian sense, but by the means that the Christian god is no longer a viable source of moral principle. When one gives up the Christian faith, the rights and beliefs of Christian morality come out from underneath their feet. The problem is the retaining of any system of values in the absence of a divine order. One of his passages starts out like this:
Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market-place, and cried incessantly: "I am looking for God! I am looking for God!"
  As many of those who did not believe in God were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter. Have you lost him, then? said one. Did he lose his way like a child? said another. Or is he hiding? Is he afraid of us? Has he gone on a voyage? or emigrated? Thus they shouted and laughed. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances.
       "Where has God gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto."
        Here the madman fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern to the ground, and it broke and went out. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time has not come yet. The tremendous event is still on its way, still travelling - it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time, the light of the stars requires time, deeds require time even after they are done, before they can be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than the distant stars - and yet they have done it themselves."
       It has been further related that on that same day the madman entered divers churches and there sang a requiem. Led out and quietened, he is said to have retorted each time: "what are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchres of God?"

"SEX!"

           Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Calcium, Nitrogen atoms; billions upon billions making up you, and me. A genetic cocktail from one parent mixed with another. Without the sexual process we are nothing; even our body pushes us to do it, it wants sex. But really, what stops us from doing it? There are actually hundreds of reasons and probably more than that. Our minds are the key to the lock, but in reality, it is actually the lock as well.
Unlock the brain through emotion, not sex.
            I'm not talking about people who are trying to have one night stands, or who are trying to hook up with a friend that can't get any. I'm talking about the young couple, or the ones who are shy to be sexual. They think the person they're with wont accept their body for what it is, it's quite wrong. If they are with them, they accept every aspect of this person, if they don't, they are obviously distant, and probably not even sure why they are with them. Sex is not as important as the relationship it self, it’s an aspect, a fun thing to do, and it has beneficial things linked to it.
Learn your stuff already.
            When we are subservient, wanting the process to the height of insanity is when all chemical and brain function is in order. Think about it, I mean, really think about it, if one thing is wrong, it could eventually turn into someone leaving unsatisfied. One third of the female population under 25 can’t even find their own G-Spot, that means 100% of those women who can’t find it, can rarely orgasm. Along those lines, pelvic floor muscles are vital; if a girl has a "good" pelvic floor she will have twice as many orgasms as normal. 90% of girls in a study of a thousand said, "Our orgasm problems are psychological in nature." In the same study, we found out that men know more about the female nether regions than women, 75% of guys knew where their female partner’s spots are, while 70% of a 1000 women mostly knew. What does this all mean? It means, learn your bodies, explore like it’s a new world, and don’t be scared. We only have one life to live, live it to its fullest means, do it all. If a girl is scared, nervous, it ultimately means she won’t get off; chemicals will be blocked from being sent to the brain. So learn their bodies, especially if your interest is your partner’s happiness. Just like an exam, you want to do your best on it, so study hard.
Put your lady on a horse now if you want her pelvic floor muscles huge.
          What if her mind wants it, but she can't because of a promise? It's quite simple; you make your love more important; that you're not just an object of her pleasure, but something more concrete. Something that is there, someone she has a connection to emotionally. It eternally brings you closer; I'm not saying to not do anything sexual, that's the opposite of what I mean. Sexual things can make you even closer, more trusting, a loving connection builds, but when sex is the only thing in the relationship it's bad.
Don't have her fake it, 65% of women resort to "FAKING ORGASMS"
          You don’t have to do what Will Ferrell did in “Wedding Crashers” and go full out to have sex. Be gracious, a gentleman, and a caring person to her; women love charge, but they also love when a guy knows how to be sweet, and more than just a guy, but someone there for them. “Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, it’s not even fair, it’s like fishing with dynamite.” Don’t deceive them in their most vulnerable times; One I don’t even want to know how you found that out and two that’s just immoral even if it is true. You don’t have to use emotion and heartache to get women, just be you’re self. You don’t have to be Will Ferrell and say this   “Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.” Don’t use it against them.
DO NOT PULL A WILL FERRELL
          So...Sex...Or no sex, it isn't important. What does matter is the relationship you build with one another. Consisting of love, trust, and happiness; the path that eternally leads to a life full of experiences and good times. Peer pressure is dumb, take what you learn from your own life, and everything will work out for you in the end.
Did you please your lady tonight?

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Fortune Cookie?

            Who doesn’t love to open up a fortune cookie and see those, words of wisdom? If you don’t, then I’m quite sure you’re inept to anything awesome happening to you. As soon as I open one, I’m just waiting for some ninja dressed in black to come around the corner, pull his mask down, and say something amazing that I hear only five seconds after he stops talking; like in every amazingly dubbed Chinese martial arts movie. I want to stand there in awe, eyes wide, and mouth open. “Kid? That’s your fortune for today, so no going down a sidewalk, or the snake in your pants you’ve been bragging about for the past week, loses its skin.” Then I’ll usually just stand there, mumble under my breath, “How does he know???” Ehh, whatever, sounds better in my head, but my point is, fortune cookies, they have great abilities, and they can leave you feeling all warm inside.
OMG!...Wait I thought you were bringing me my fortune?
            Like a picture on a wall, it can give you limitless amounts of words, why can’t a fortune cookie give you limitless amounts of images? It’s a valid point, I mean, my fortune cookie idea gives me just one, but within that one idea I could have hundreds of smaller ones. Plus a fortune cookie is like a soldier, it dies for the greater good, well sort of dies, but it gives off a good feeling to the one reading the little piece of paper.
            I like to imagine the fortune cookie as a small happy pill you take every time you’re feeling bad. Sure they give them off at the end of the meal at a restaurant, but that’s so it gives off good vibes to all the poorly cooked food you just ate. No, I am kidding, but seriously, they have magical powers. If something like a few words can make you happy, make you realize new and exciting things. Isn’t that a great thing? Think of it like the pill from that movie “Limitless.” It unlocks more potential in his mind, he is essentially a super genius, well the fortune cookie isn’t that amazing, but still; It is probably half of that and it doesn’t cost $800 each.
All you needed where fortune cookies Bradley Cooper
            Anyway you look at them: dumb, smart, genius idea. They all have a purpose, even if there for the businesses last resort of keeping customers, or a persons search for true wisdom. They can be a pick me up when you’re down, and a light in a tunnel while your lost.
"I knew it all along, Honey, look what I found....PROOF!"
10. "Good sense is the master of human life."
9. "You are free to invent your life."
8. "You are magnetic in your bearing."
7. "Face facts with dignity."
6. "The night life is for you."
5. "There is a true and sincere friendship between you both."
4. "Your family is young, gifted and attractive."
3. "You are going to have some new clothes."
2. "Your smile will tell you what makes you feel good.
1. "You will find a bushel of money."
Here is the top ten list from: http://www.slashfood.com
        So either way, if you are looking for a good laugh, a dream of some kind, or something more, the fortune you seek is in another cookie. Keep looking and some day that fortune will be yours.
Damn! Wrong cookie